Close Your Eyes Just Dream

conversationparade:

oh my fucking god you guys

today in art 120, my intro to design class

our professor asked us to ‘draw a picture of a creature riding a bike’ to get to know us

and when he said creature I thought he meant like, monster, that kind of thing

and about a minute in I look around

and the three other people at my table have drawn an elephant, a squirrel, and another elephant, respectively

and I’ve drawn

A HUMAN CENTIPEDE RIDING A BICYCLE

HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW

creepygross:

oncelerswaifu:

kiango:

voluptuousrandy:

two cannibals giving each other blowjobs.

omg

thats the most beautiful thing ive ever read

profound

erinmar13:

mrimaginarius:

observingobservations:

paranoidrobot:

I reblog this every time it comes on my dash.

See some Catholics (LIKE ME!) ARE FUN!lmao

this actually made me clap alone here in my living room.  well played catholics, well played.

obesealpaca:

one time i was at dairy queen and i turned my blizzard upside down because it stays in the cup then my friend was like hey i didn’t see it do it again, so i did it again