August 2012
canieatthisshit:
polterpastry:
gladosisbestpony:
Fifty Shades of Grey: the movie! from the director of The Twilight Saga, starring Nick Cage and Miranda Cosgrove, soundtrack by nickelback feat. Justin bieber
Sponsored by Crocs
and internet explorer
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friend: i stayed up so late last night omg im so tired
me: oh really same when did you go to bed?
friend: like 12:30 or 1 ugh
me:
friend:
me:
friend:
me: wOW that's reALLY laTE
So there's only one channel in this motel,
madeofmetals:
This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.
They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.
Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel,...
gaywardvagabond:
“forever reblog!!!” the teen girl writes on her favourite post, laughing. she looks around. suddenly she’s not in her room anymore, but in some large warehouse full of girls roughly her age. she looks down to see her hand alt+clicking on the post she just reblogged. and again. and again. “forever reblog,” they all chant in unison. “forever reblog.”
foxnewsofficial:
tumblr meetup at my house bring food and then leave
Watchadamantwalrus:
shavingryansprivates:
how to paint a squirrel
i dont know what i expected
atomicairspace:
copperbooms:
when did tumblr collectively decide not to use punctuation like when did this happen why is this a thing
it just looks so smooth I mean look at this sentence flow like a jungle river
conceptalbumsandhorses:
tomorrow is august
July 2012
my meals in the summer
breakfast: 1pm
dinner: 7pm
more food: 11pm
midnight snack: 2am
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cosmicsan:
when i first started using tumblr, every morning i would keep scrolling the dashboard until i reached the last post i saw from the night before
colinfirth:
buttpower:
you never really know someone until you play uno with them and the motherfuckin asshole hits you with a draw four
#friendship has no place at the uno table
Watchbada-boombada-bing:
This is amazing omfg can i be them
important dates
J.K. Rowling’s new book: September 23, 2012 Doctor Who Series 7: August 2012 Supernatural Season 8: October 3, 2012 The Hobbit: December 14, 2012 Sherlock Series 3: (here’s hoping) 2013 Iron Man 3: May 3, 2013. Man of Steel: June 14, 2013 Wolverine 2: July 26, 2013. Thor 2: November 15, 2013. Catching Fire: November 22, 2013. The Hobbit 2: December 13, 2013. Deadpool: 2013/2014 The Amazing...
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metal-guru:
fr3aksh0ww:
mpregbert:
magikarpschoiceass:
mpregbert:
im so tired i could eat a horse
i identify as a horse and this offends me
i identify as offends and this horses me
I offend horses, identify me.
i think the main question here is why would you eat a horse if you were tired
Watchmrsweasley:
Mr. Bean at the opening ceremonies. Literally the most epic part of the entire thing. I never thought they’d top James Bond parachuting with The Queen, but then they did, and I lost it.
They should just start making up fake countries to...
enochianrage:
getthesaltnburn:
improbablenormality:
simplydalektable:
emmiandthefireflies:
“And here’s Narnia, followed by Gallifrey”…
“And bringing up the rear is Asgard, full of glorious purpose”
“There’s the Empire, with Darth Vader waving the flag.”
“Oh, and the contingent from Westeros, such elaborate uniforms”
“And now the representatives of Mordor are simply walking in…”
Watchadmiral-coolness:
endquestionmark:
doublesevens:
niggaidan:
How to catch a kangaroo in 0:32 seconds
ive been doing it wrong all these years
Australians.
#what just happened
I am so glad I found this video! I have been in need for a new kangaroo.
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humorland:
my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment
shadowqween:
interwar:
do you ever just look at children of couples in films or television shows and go
no
you are genetically impossible
that is not a dominant allele
More than you know.
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So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol...
ellava:
incestuous-lesbianponies:
laurarw:
I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG
WHOA
quitehappily:
gurry:
Aren’t we all internet explorers?
#inspirational #philosophy #existentialism #deep thoughts #life #existence#the journey #the climb #there’s always gonna be another mountain #i’m always gonna wanna make it move #always gonna be an uphill battle #sometimes i’m gonna have to lose
thequeenofslytherin:
2012 will be over in about 4 months
how
did
this
happen
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I HAVE OFFICIALLY COMPLETED ONE OF MY LIFE GOALS!
In the Universal Studios parking lot, I finally saw a Rhode Island license plate.
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WatchWe had that hatch back open for about two seconds when this Dove decided to land on it. No matter what we did to try and scare it off, it wouldn’t leave.
internet explorer simulator →
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Things that annoy me
slow internet
when the internet is slow
when you’re on the internet and it moves slowly
that thing that the internet does when it moves slowly
something that moves slowly called the internet
actuallybatman:
kickitoldskool:
from the guy...
Remember that episode of Spongebob, where Spongebob and Mr. Krabs thought they killed the health inspector, but instead of calling the police, they taught children it’s okay to just bury the body instead.
