repeating-serenity:

my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”

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syphilyssa:

i really like it when boys look nice in suits like wow a+ you can wear that to my bedroom

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cumbercolllective:

I’ve saved tumblr for us, don’t worry guys. You can all go back to your regular blogging now. 

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positivemilk:

But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card

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undercover-witch:

microcroft:

urban legends  (◠‿◠✿)

scary stories (◕ω◕✿)

creepy things (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*: ・゚✧

paranormal and supernatural things ✧・゚: *✧・゚:* \(◕◕✿)/ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

hearing a noise in the middle of the night  *: ・゚✧ヽ(゚Д゚)ノ

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shedisenchants:

shedisenchants:

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

you guys think I’m joking??

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thecakebar:

Revamped S’mores - Tutorials

These are not the typical s’mores recipes! These are s’mores with a twist!  I hope you enjoy the unique ingredient combinations. This list will definitely help revamp this favorite camping treat!

  1. Lemon Meringue Smores (pictured)
  2. Triple Chocolate Smores (pictured): Chocolate Marshmallows & Chocolate Graham Crackers and semi-sweet or bittersweet chocolate 
  3. Banana Strawberry Smores (pictured)

Here are some combinations you can add:

  • lemon curd, homemade or store bought {Lemon Meringue Pie} (pictured)
  • strawberries and cream cheese
  • fresh apple slices and cinnamon
  • Nutella and dulce de leche
  • Ghirardelli caramel or raspberry filled chocolate squares
  • peanut butter or almond butter
  • chopped candy bars – especially Snickers or whole Reese’s
  • triple berry – fresh blueberries, raspberries and blackberries plus white chocolate
  • brown sugar roasted sweet potatoes slices
  • brownie pieces
  • cheesecake pieces
  • raspberry jam or raspberry curd and dark chocolate
  • sea salt on the original
  • Oreo tar (that’s what I call the stuff inside Oreo Truffles)
  • strawberries, bananas, chocolate, caramel sauce, pecans/almonds {Ice Cream Sundae} (pictured)
  • toasted coconut with homemade coconut marshmallows and macadamia nuts or pineapple
  • fresh strawberries, lemon curd and strawberry marhsmallows {Strawberry Lemonade}
  • Andes Mints with chocolate graham crackers
  • chocolate orange pieces (these), a pinch of orange zest and chocolate grahams
  • sandwich roasted vanilla marshmallows between two peanut butter, chocolate chip cookies or chocolate cookies

***Visit the link for more details/full details

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wheeeeeeeeeeew:

This is the best thing on the internet.

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somebodyl0vesyouxox:

babyminaj:

every time i see someone reblog this i lose so much respect for myself omfg 

god bless 

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iusedtobeintbs:

modosanai:

‘if the bride and groom would now like to exchange their vows’ the priest says

a, e, i, o, u’ the bride whispers

#with his eyes filling with tears #the groom chokes out a heartfelt ”and sometimes y”

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simplydalektable:

consultingdetectivesherlockh:

poco-loki:

doctorspockspaceman:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

sakibatch:

until-morning-falls:

sherli-holmes:

acollapseddream:

elzapan:

Benedict Cumberbatch portraying a convincing southern american woman. 

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OMFG MY LIFE WILL NEVER GET BETTER THAN THIS. 

RAEQUEL OMFG LISTEN

SCREAMING

CANHTB REATHE IM CRTYING HLEP ME

I DON’T UNDERSTAND I DON’T UNDERSTAND I DON’T UNDERSTAND

HOW IS HE NOT LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF HOLY CRAP

HE HAS SO MUCH ATTITUDE OH MY FUCKING GOD

anyone else think it would make the second Hobbit movie 9728903 times better if he did Smaug like this?

sEND HELP

omfg at one point he totally sounds like the token gay guy from Family guy #dying

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